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The act of heterosexual man-flirting, a man expressing effusive admiration for another man without sexual intent but using many of the techniques of romantic seduction. Common between skilled orators and people-watchers. A great way to break the ice if it's not misconstrued.
"It was a classic chap-up line".
"He took me outside and proceeded to chap me up outrageously."
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To lose all effectiveness of your chapstick only moments after application. A chap-jacking usually occurs when an individual is approached by another shortly after applying their chapstick.
A few effective methods of conducting a chap-jacking as followed:
- The Quick-Turn - an individual applies their chapstick and finds themselves flung around in a fury by another who then, almost instantly, uses their lips to rapidly mooch off of the victim's chap rub-off.
- The Table-Jumper - after applying chapstick, an individual may find another, originally sitting directly across from them, to now be all-up-in-yo-face. And your chapstick has been scavenged by your unsuspected neighbor.
Various methods of approach have been witnessed, but the given two are how you might find yourself being chap-jacked.
A chap-jacking results in complete loss of applied chapstick. There is no hope in retaliation to such an attack as the suspect will almost always be found to be lost in a storm of arousal. By the time you find that your stolen chapstick has seeped entirely into the suspect's lips, you could have been far away, enough to almost consider yourself safe from a rebound attack.
You should know immediately that you've come across a chap-jacker when your eyes almost fatefully meet with those of another individual whose lips seem to be crusting, peeling, and bleeding.
As Czarina Yanina prepared for her departure, she innocently applied her Blistex chapstick. As she realized what she has done, her Kniaz Collin has swept her in his arms in what she believed to be a romantic grasp. She was left cold on the curb as her chapstick had been jacked. The echoes rang, "...chap-jacked...".
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a gay man who generally hangs out with trans women
Yeah, Alston's a total trap chap. He's always with Zoey and Cara!
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When a female wheres a skirt outside in winter. This will cause unwanted swelling in the Cunt area due to low temperatures.
Wow Shaniqua why are you wearing a skirt, your gonna get some major chapped lips!
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A chap that loves rum so much he will pour it up his bum
Dave loved rum but noone believed him so Dave did a rum chap and now everyone believes him
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Someone who opens doors for women. Buys flowers and chocolates and lights candles.
Usually in the friendzone
Often also a geek
That Ryan is a Lovely Chap he'll make someone a lovely husband one day
My mum thinks Murray is a lovely chap
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a term to mean that means idiot
i have been such a chap stick.
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