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Contrary to popular belief a coronavirus isn’t just Covid-19 (Sars-Cov2 or… you know what fuck it) A coronavirus as stated by the oxford dictionary is “any of a group of RNA viruses that cause a variety of respiratory, gastrointestinal, and neurological diseases in humans and other animals.” There cause your uneducated ass thinks a coronavirus is one single disease. Stop spreading lies. Covid is real but there’s other corona viruses some mild some aren’t. Bitch.
Ah shit the doctor said my cold was caused by a coronavirus
Something so bad it could ruin an entire continent.
That drawing is goddamn coronavirus.
This coronavirus is the strangest virus I've ever heard of. It's very dangerous the way it spreads. It is so mysterious the way it lurks in schools, but then dies at B&Q. It is sneaky. It can spread when buying clothes at M&S but not at Tesco. It is non-alcoholic. It can't spread when you are buying beer. It lives for two days on Amazon boxes, you must wait 48 hours to touch them but It can't survive on takeaway coffee cups, so enjoying a hot cup of costa is safe. It is the most curious thing, how it lives on footballs, ballet bars, even loo seats but dies on WWE ropes. It is spread by hair stylists, dog groomers, and dentists, but not by bank tellers, cashiers, and fast food workers. It's so smart. It won’t bother the first 10 people but it knows when the 11th person shows up so be careful if that’s you. It even knows what you want vs what you need. If you want a massage or your nails done it is very actively on the prowl and not even a mask can stop it but If you need a plumber, it is weak, and a mask will keep it away. It won't affect you in a taxi, but your not allowed to take people in your car. It also seems to be most dangerous after 5:30pm so businesses must start to close before the virus comes out and wreaks havoc upon the populations. Whoever heard of such a smart sneaky virus? 🤔
Coronavirus is cunning like a fox and comes our at night when the pubs close.
Coronavirus (also known as "Covid-19"), a new dangerous piece of shit that dominated the whole world since 2020. The name "Corona" came from a beer named also "Corona". It was first discovered in 2019, from Wuhan, China. No one likes this shit, and it is very dangerous when contacted with a case. According to the Coronavirus World Stats, Covid-19 fucked up approximatively 300,300,000 people around the world (Date: 2022-01-08). To prevent Covid-19, we should wear our masks properly, washing our hands with a hand sanitizer, and keeping 2 meters of distance of each person. The world has obtained 3 vaccins for Anti-Coronavirus, first dose, second dose and third dose (booster shot) (Date: 2022-01-08). This definition was written in 2022-01-08, for now, we do not know when this bullshit (Coronavirus) will be finally over.
Coronavirus is bad.
The COVID-19 pandemic, also known as the coronavirus pandemic, is an ongoing pandemic of coronavirus disease 2019 (COVID‑19), caused by severe acute respiratory syndrome coronavirus 2 (SARS‑CoV‑2).1 The outbreak was first identified in Wuhan, China, in December 2019.46 The World Health Organization declared the outbreak a Public Health Emergency of International Concern on 30 January, and a pandemic on 11 March.78 As of 24 May 2020, more than 5.37 million cases of COVID-19 have been reported in more than 188 countries and territories, resulting in more than 343,000 deaths. More than 2.14 million people have recovered from the virus.5
The virus is primarily spread between people during close contact,c most often via small droplets produced by coughing,d sneezing, and talking.91012 The droplets usually fall to the ground or onto surfaces rather than travelling through air over long distances.9 Less commonly, people may become infected by touching a contaminated surface and then touching their face.910 It is most contagious during the first three days after the onset of symptoms, although spread is possible before symptoms appear, and from people who do not show symptoms.910
person one: what is coronavirus
person two: google it
A virus that is fucked up. Everyone is taking 100 toilet paper in stores.
Guy 1: why is the toilet paper empty here
Guy 2: bc the karens are taking it bc of Coronavirus
Guy 1: oh
Guy 1&2: fuck
coronavirus es la nueva enfermedad que esta causando furor en las redes, si te llamas coronavirus dejame decirte que sos un hijo de la gran puta ¿QUE TE PASA POR LA CABEZA PARA MATARA A LOS CHINOS? eres muy sexy ERES HERMOSOOO todos quieren estar en pareja contigo (incluso los murcielagos)
Tu hermana: DAMNN QUE SEXY QUE ESSS
Tu suegra: ese es coronavirus DAMNN