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When you miss a day or more of taking a dump and feel a little backed up, and then one glorious morning you drop a huge log and can clearly see, upon close inspection, that your shit log, while still one continuous piece, is split into two or more distinct sections. Each section of the log will have its own consistency/color and can, upon VERY close inspection, be classified by each backed-up day since the last dump. In rare situations and requiring years of training, one can produce the perfect Neopolitan Dump with three distinct sections: white, brown and pink.
Frank: Damn Tom, you should’ve seen this massive and magnificent dump I took this morning.
Tom: What was so amazing about it?
Frank: Well, I’ve been so backed up over the past few days, moving from Mexican to Thai to Japanese to Greek, that my log came out and had three distinct sections… each with its own color and consistency. I’ve never seen anything like it!!
Tom: I’ve heard of such dumps… they are the very rare and awe inspiring Neopolitan Dump. Did you take a picture?
Frank: You damn right I took a picture… check it out (hands Tom picture)
Tom: Gross
Frank: SmyD
Tom: Garg the Smeg
Frank: WoW Noz
Any sort of defacation that requires at least a dozen wipes.
And often times a dozen isn't enough!
That was such an impressive mud dump that it was a half-roll wiper!
When a clubgoer has to take and emergency poop in the crowded club. This tipically involves hovering over a soiled toilet seat in a crowded bathroom, while the other stalls are used to snort cocain.
The night turned for the better after I took a Club Dump.
As soon as I entered the party I immediatly had to take a Club Dump.
Similar to the sexual act of Edging.
However, Dump Edging is a non-sexual act performed whilst taking a bowel movement. It’s done when the pleasure seeker starts to crown, but at the last minute contracts his or her sphincter and sucks it back shut.
After one has performed this several times and finally completes the faecal movement all the way to release, intense feelings of euphoria have been reported along with a rush of endorphins and intense sweating.
1. “I dump edged all day yesterday. It felt so good when I finally got that sweet release.”
2. “I quit masturbation, so the only stress release I have now is dump edging.”
Similar to an After Grog Bog, a nugget dump occurs when a person orders and consumes 20 McNuggets, usually on a midnight maccas run, and then proceeds to shit out almost everything consumed in the last 24 hours the next morning.
Person 1: Hey, have you seen Callum recently?
Person 2: He's taking a nugget dump, poor guy ordered 20 McNuggets and nobody stopped him.
When a friend breaks off a friendship with another friend, much like a regular breakup. Usually, the dumpee is unaware of why they are being friend dumped.
Amy: "I don't think we should be friends anymore."
Beth: "Why?"
Amy: "It's just not working out."
Amy goes to her friend Suzy.
Amy: "Beth just said we shouldn't be friends anymore."
Suzy: "Girl, you just got friend dumped."
the act of checking facebook, twitter, or myspace via phone or computer while taking a shit
what's taking so long in there?
knowning him he is probably social dumping.