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When you’re alone farting under a blanket but then someone lifts up the blanket and gets blasted in the face by your stench
“Man, I was letting them rip in bed last night and then Brent tried to get under the covers and got hit so hard by my Dutch Oven Blaster that he gagged!”
Eat a good Mexican meal, the hotter the better. That night when your woman has the covers over her body and is giving you a blow job. Fart and grab the covers to put over her head. See how long you can hold her under.
Last night I gave my ol lady a 10 second Dutch Oven Knobber
The act of getting two girls with a fart fetish, then going to a frat party and 'hotboxing' the bathroom with your farts. Since they have a fart fetish, it will turn into a wicked orgy.
Hey, dude, I need to use the bathroom!
Not now, it's being used for a Nepal Dutch Oven.
Using the vibration of the Dutch oven to warm your partner
Renée was cold so her partner gave her the ole Miranda’s Dutch Oven to warm her up
When a sick bastard gives themself a Dutch oven.
I was so bored last night, I performed an Auto-Dutch oven.
Farting in your purse while your dog is also in the purse
My dog hates is when I give it a paris Hilton Dutch oven
When you rip a fat one while your girl is giving you head
Megan ran out of the room after I gave her a slutty dutch oven