guitar molestation

either too much guitar in a song or too long and too many solos.

eddie van halen is severely guilty of guitar molestation.

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Guitar Hero

A game. That's all it is, a game that gives you the feeling of being able to play guitar. While a money worthy game, tends to be annoying to people who play guitar *coughmecough* when people think that being able to play expert means they can play guitar...

*Note* Find a good medium

Guitarist: Guitar Hero is for fags
Guitar Hero(ist): I CAN PLAY THROUGH THE FIRE AND THE FLAMES ON EXPERT!!! WHAT CAN YOU DO!!!
Me: I can realize that it's just a game and I'm better off playing real guitar and playing Guitar Hero every now and then.

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PRS guitars

The best guitar ever. Made in the western shore of Maryland, Paul Reed Smith Guitars has been in the process for 25 years and continue to produce the greatest guitars ever just like the new shred guitar the Teroro

Gibson Guitarist- Dude my guitar needs tunned hold on
PRS Guitarist_- haha my guitar dont know how to go out of tune, PRS Guitars, they are the best

Gibson-0 Can i try the guitar
PRS- Sure
Gibson- SICK DUDE< give me my Gibson, *SMASH* Piece of junk

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Guitar Zero

Someone who sucks at "Guitar Hero"; Bad Hand/Eye Coordination.

Dude, Steve's a Guitar Zero, He sucks at it so bad.

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guitar asshole

A Guitar Asshole is someone who walks around with a guitar and plays it for no other reason than to get chicks. They prey off the idea that women only dig two kinds of people, jerks and musicians. Guitar Assholes are often both. A Guitar Asshole has zero game, thus must sing sensitive ballads and badly done John Mayer covers in order to get women. Guitar Assholes usually have long hair, often tied in a ponytail, wear cordoroy's, tight t-shirts, and in the winter time, leather jackets.

The patron saints of Guitar Assholes are: Dave Matthews, Jerry Garcia, Trey Anastasio, John Mayer, Teddy Geiger, and Jason Mraz.

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guitar porn

An exhibition of salacious guitar virtuosity.

Texas Flood is pure guitar porn, man.

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grandpa's guitar

An acoustic guitar, most commonly used by grandpa's and pussies.

We can't play those grandpa's guitars, they are totally lame and not metal!!

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