A condition in which a chatter has trouble spelling the simplest of words
i was so frustrated cuz my can't type itis was acting up
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Derived from the slang term "the itis", which refers to the uncontrollable tendency to fall asleep after having a big meal.
Bust-a-nut-itis is the overwhelming urge men experience to fall sleep after having sex or busting a nut.
Wally: "..so when I woke up, that hoe had taken everything, my iPod, my Blackberry, credit cards..."
Buddy: "Sounds like a serious case of bust-a-nut-itis.."
" I had bust-a-nut-itis so my mom found me passed out in front of my PC with big booties on the screen, my pants around my ankles and lotion everywhere.. "
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The baffling enigma where an intoxicated female bumps uglies with The Rocket, essentially adding another shameless name onto the incalculable list.
Girl 1: I must have shaved too close because I have a razorburn or something.
Girl 2: Are you sure its not Rocket-itis?
Girl 1: WHATS KYLES PHONE NUMBER!
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the disease of being a fuck face
I wonder if they've found a cure for GW Bush's fuck face-itis.
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Spending excessive time bringing down your own race
When the black man robbed another black man he caught Nigga-itis
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(n.) a serious disease where inflamation occurs in certain parts of the brain which causes people to read books or have the idea.
Due to a professor's teachings, I have become infected with read-a-book-itis
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