by the slug and the lettuce

adverbial phrase:

hierarchally, the dark forces above.

sorry, this Purchase Order cannot go, it needs to be approved by the slug and lettuce.

Electric Lettuce

Wrestler: Electric Lettuce
Real Name: William Edward Kennedy
Birthday: July 24th, 1989
Homestate: New Jersey
Marital Status: Taken
Height & Weight: 5'11" - 188 lbs
Trained by: Jon-Bo
Debut: March 2003
Previous Gimmicks: Blizzard
Finishing Move: Lettuce Driver, and The Crunchy Salad
Favorite Moves: Salad Shooter,
Running Spear, Fist drop, anything that kills and/or dominates-maims.
Notable Feuds: Nutsack Hemorrhage, and Randy Marsh
Notable Alliances: Dan Hibiki, Nutsack Hemorrhage, Butt Savage, Triple H, HBK, Steve "Mongo" McMichael, and Nightwolf.
Titles Held: All Except Lightheavyweight, Tag Titles, Big Money, Million Dollar, and Womens.
Quotes: "I like my salad how I like my concrete", and "I Own You"

The Electric Lettuce just dominated THE YETAAY!! with The Crunchy salad.

thunder lettuce

Mind blowing marijuana, regardless of strain.

You're in for a trip, that's some thunder lettuce.

Lettuce Pistol

A fresh, youthful, clean-shaven penis; to be used with a ham wallet. (Please see "Ham Wallet")

"That's the biggest damn lettuce pistol I've ever seen!"
"Did you grow your lettuce pistol naturally?"

bin lettuce

to be limp or lazy; apathetic.

She laid there like bin lettuce while getting fucked.

Nixon Lettuce

Marijuana

John: Hey, do you want to go partake in some Nixon Lettuce?

Joe: Nixon Lettuce?

John: Yes, Nixon Lettuce; you know, pot.

Lettuce Cutter

Slang term for a machine gun.

Holy shit, that kid just dusted a bunch of his classmates with a lettuce cutter!

You idiot, keep that lettuce cutter out of sight!