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Valentines Day Massacre
A sex move where a man goes on semen retention for a month before Valentine’s Day, then on Valentine’s Day, while she’s sucking his dick, he quickly ejaculates on his partner’s face while loudly making machine gun noises.
“Did you hear that Beckham committed The Valentine's Day Massacre?” “bro what the fuck is a valentines day massacre?”
HARLYM IS THE BADDEST BITCH IN THE WEST
DONT PLAY WITH ME HOE
AND PAIGE MY BSF
Harlym Massacre runs u
A band ran by an absolute skank who infamously brawled with one of his band members on stage in Melbourne. Their music sucks too
Bro did you go see The Brian Jonestown Massacre concert?
Nah, I'd much rather see The Dandy Warhols
The locker room massacre is an event that took place at Buena Park HS in the 90’s. A young man whose name rhymes with Malex PeHanda aka ADA was taken into the locker room and a toray shoved his fingers into ADAs butthole expanding it so much that he now must wear adult diapers (Depends) at all times, even at work while he sells Tupperware. Very sad!
The locker room massacre was a sad event where a manboy lost his butt to a toray!