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When a girl shits without wiping and a dude picks at the left overs with his pinky
DUDE holie just let me coal miner her. I need some hand sanitizer .
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When you fuck someone so hard that your dick can break through their vagina into their intestines.
I gave her the Alaskan miner last night.
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The Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson SCOTUS confirmation hearings mark the moment at which "Miner's Law" about child porn, becomes a part of the public conversation.
See the clip from Michael Knowles' podcast, What is a woman? Episode 970, at 18:40.
When browsing on the internet, it's trivial to download thousands and thousands of illegal images with the click of a finger. KHJ acknowledges this, showing that she understands Miner's Law :
"All internet content aspires to the condition of pornography; all pornography aspires to the condition of child pornography; therefore all internet content aspires to the condition of child pornography."
It's part of the essential dynamic of the internet to infantilize and make pedophiles of us all; KBJ understands this; the conservatives do not.
Everybody with a few images on their computer gave a sigh of relief at hearing Ketanji Brown Jackson articulate how EASY IT IS to accidentally collect inappropriate images -- totally by accident! -- while browsing the net. FINALLY, someone who understands "Miner's Law." There's not really any daylight between innocently sitting down at a computer . . . and sitting down at a computer to intentionally download Kiddy-Porn. The computer forces me to do it, basicly. Only a high-horse, pedophile-hating, moralistic goofus like Jim Jordan would hold that against me. Further mealy-mouthed self-serving, abjuring-of-agency language.
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When you drill or blow up a dead person's eyes repeatedly until you reach the brain.
Necrophils are mostly eye miners.
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When your significant other goes down your shaft and doesn't come up for over two months.
Man, your sister gave me a Chilean Miner yesterday. In fact, she's still going...
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A joke request to have intercourse for several months.
Man: "Give me a Chilean miner"
Woman: "What's that?"
Man: "Go down to the bottom of my shaft and stay there till Christmas"
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When one deficates in the geology department's bathroom on campus.
Guy1: Oh man! I have to shit bad!
Guy2: So go take a shit??
Guy1: Yea I will, I just hope I can make it to the geology building. I'm going to leave them a mineral deposit!
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