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Most Trumpet Players

Play too quietly.

Trumpet Player: Quiet
Sane Person: Most Trumpet Players Play so Quietly

by Jerry Smith's Dog November 17, 2021

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most magical bitch

A mystical women which renders the male species to all logic.

When bouji'ed up, the ancient greek gods seek mortality. In her natural state, time and space seem to dramically slow down.

She seems to be a hotmess internally. Don't be fooled, shes amoung the strongest mystical beings one could encounter.

Known Weakness:
Alcohol, Bushes, Handstands, Playing Fair, people which speak to themselves, and Taco Bell.

Those which encounter this creature, your amoung the luckiest of our kind.

The most magical bitch still has me figuring her out.

by Thomas...! June 2, 2017

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The Most Hated Comment

Donald Trump Should of won . ( The Most Hated Comment)

This is retard's requiem DONALD TRUMP 20 20 ( The Most Hated Comment)

by 6th Grader Teacher November 12, 2020

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poor people pay the most

The unwritten law of modern finances. Wealthy people always pay less than working people.

The#1 law of finances. The Donald always pays less than Mark the welder for everything. Rich people always pay less than poor people
#1 unwritten law of finances.
Fat cat's pay less or are compted just so a product or service can claim they have served the upper etchilon.. or poor people pay the most.

by Sick and tired of FAT CATS July 5, 2017

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the most beautiful smile in the world

Michael Jacksonโ€™s smile is the most beautiful smile in the world.... you can google it (just trust me) ๐Ÿ™Œ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿ˜

Look itโ€™s the most beautiful smile in the world

by Ladybird1958 March 14, 2018

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Need For Speed: Most Wanted

That one racing game where you can have sex with the racers by going behind them and they rubberband to the finish line. The same works with cop cars, but you can smash their asses, unlike racers. The game has become popular by adding super sexy mods to it, including the Pepega Edition mod. These mods make you have better sex with Condition 1 cops and Corvettes etc.

Me: loses 10 million bounty in a chase in Need For Speed: Most Wanted
Also me: FAK!

by Roglox99 March 16, 2021

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Our Most Popular Definitions

1. You typed in Urban Dictionary's most popular definitions into Google in hope to find a list of the very best definitions there are on this site, and then saw this link and thought that it would take you to the golden list but it turned out to be another definition and now you're disappointed.

2. My attempt to make the site runners see this and put up a freaking list.

1. Some guy with too much time on his hands and in need of a laugh (a.k.a. you): *Browses through urban dictionary* Yo, these are mad. I wonder if I can find the most popular definitions on this site. *searches it up and finds Our Most Popular Definitions* Fuck yea - *clicks link* Son of a bitch

by Get back to studying February 9, 2019

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