Lily Pad

A technique similar to the upper deck that is generally utilized in a public restroom where there is no tank to the toilet. Simply wrap the U seat with toilet paper and aim to place your best dump right in the middle for all to see. Can jump stalls to wipe or leave an opening to shove your TP in after you're finished.

The service at that restaurant sucked, I'm glad I left them a lily pad.

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raunch pad

a very long list of raunchy words icluding: tony danza, pussy licker, anus, cooch,cum stash.

yolanda: " what are you writing ? "
pablo: " you know, just a raunch pad "

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my pad

My home

"Meet up at my pad"

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Large Pad

A large sketch pad artists use for drawing. Made popular by comedian Demetri Martin, the Large Pad may be used as a visual aid, either as a punchline or a background, during stand up comedy or presentations.

Brian, did you finish that PowerPoint for your presentation today?

No need; I worked it all out on my Large Pad.

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Pad foot

Bare foot

She is pad foot and pregnant

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d-pad

The buttons on a video game controller that indicate direction. Most commonly the directions of Up, Down, Left and Right and usually with support for combinations (e.g. Up-Left, Down-Right, etc).

The d-pad on this controller sucks my fat ass.

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Boomer pad

A tablet, especially an iPad, particularly when used for any task that you can do perfectly well with a cell phone.

"Jesus Christ, look at that woman taking a photo of the Grand Canyon with her Boomer pad."