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All the Way to The Pain! Gotta Deposit Money in My Pain Account!
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Selfish pain describes the inner discomfort or pain you feel when you broke your own sense of fairness towards other people. By taking something from others to your own advantage, especially by hurting the other person in doing so, making you feel a strong sense of remorse. This feeling of unease or inner discomfort is a consequence of doing something you yourself feel is unfair, but you do it anyway.
Examples of this are:
- Unfairly or deceitfully take something for yourself from another person who needed it more than you
- Tricking a vulnerable person to give you more than you feel you deserve
- When you find yourself satisfied, but you still take more for yourself, making the other person not have enough to feel satisfied, which makes you feel bad
"I feel a strong sense of selfish pain from the moment I tricked that old lady to give me three times what people usually pay us for mowing the lawn.... I want to go back and return the money, but I am too ashamed."
A grueling physical workout intended to make you a better athlete. Usually done at home or the gym, and we call that place the "pain cave."
"If I want to get faster on the bike, I've gotta do my workout, so I am headed to the pain cave."
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Its true
Meeseeks: Existence is pain
Other meeseeks:Well said
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Perfect material for masturbation. Also, the final boss of the internet. Easily found on Encyclopedia dramatica. From me and my friends personal experience, this collage contains tubgirl, several variations on goatse, harlequin fetus, several pictures of what looked like severe cases of herpes, a girl shitting into someone elses mouth, what looked like a man throwing up a large ammount of blood and several hentai fetishes. There could be more, but we couldn't stand to look at it any longer to scroll down through it. Not for the faint-hearted, not for those who are inexperienced with the true horrors of the internet. Used by the US government to torture war prisoners. Lol.
Practice with meatspin and lemonparty, work your way up to ogrish and 2girls1cup, get a taste for goatse and tubgirl, and then you MAY be ready.
If you can masturbate to the pain series, you are a god. Also, you deserve to die.
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most people think of the singer but this is testicle pain caused by getting hit there..
Owwow you caused me severe T-Pain!!
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The emotional and or mental pain one feels from events happening in their life at any given time.
Measured on a daily basis, on a 1-10 scale, 10 being worst. Things that contribute to Life Pain would include girlfriends/wives, kids, job, self-image, substance abuse etc.
So today my wife tells me she's leaving me, my car asploded on the freeway, and I found out my kid is snorting more coke than Scarface. Yeah my life pain is about a 9/10 today. How's yours?
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