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When the trip of the complex number π + iπ to the Argand plane was a disappointment, as it failed to secure an exact position on it—both real and imaginary axes couldn’t accurately accommodate the irrational π on them.
Complex pi has come to terms that it can only be located approximately when students try to plot it on the Argand or complex plane.
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The act of eating pie held by your woman of choice, whilst jerking off as you caress their breasts.
Mark: "Yo man, I got to Pi Base last night!"
John: "What the fuck is wrong with you."
A girl who is so good in bed that men will follow her anywhere and do whatever she asks.
Dang. Ed follows Maria around like she's The Pied Pussy. He left us at the bar last night because she called.
what you get when you cut a jack o'lantern by its diameter
Hey, pass me a slice of that pumpkin pi.
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is
3/14/1592 6:53:58.979
because pi =
3.14159265358979
on pi's time everyone thatts loves pi will be happy
A state of the art, compact, portable electronic device with an LCD display, capable of carrying out complex mathematical calculations.
A calculator.
What's the area of a circle with a 5cm radius? Dammit, why didn't I upload the pi-calculator app to my ipod 5 GTi?
Don't worry, we can check the answer on my Pi-Pod.
*blows dust off calculator*
A math professor who advises both undergraduate and postgraduate students which area of research on the number π they should embark on in order to increase their chances of getting published in reputable math publications, with minimum frustration and pain.
Dictator Kim is asking comrade Trump whether he’d recommend any ex-lecturer from his now-defunct Trump University, who might be keen to work as a pi futurist for the Pyongyang University of Science and Technology on a three-year contract, with high prospects of securing tenure if local researchers’ submissions grace the pages of math periodicals and journals.
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