someone who dresses, acts like, and is a dumbass. They aren’t worth a fuck and tend to act like a real shit bag.
Look at the way TJ is. He is worthless, a real plop ass.
When you eat spicy food and have a painfully hot bowel movement the next day.
I ate a ghost pepper burrito and had to take a hot plop the next day! Ouch!
The use of heating equipment to heat up a toilet seat before sitting on it to move your bowels.
'That ceramic seat is freezing, give me the hairdryer - I'm going to take a Hot Plop.'
The sound you hate to hear as your phone lands in the toilet, as you were positioning the ass gasket on a public toilet. This can also be achieved while tossing ones cookies into same bowel. Caused by achieving Critical Splash Angle.
Dude 1 " Dude, this guy was ralphing so hard in the stall next to me, I swear I heard a Phone Plop."
Dude 2 "Tequila"
“Im gonna drop the plop plops here”
“Plop plop here and a plop plop there”
Dropping the Plop plops is the Act of fishing
The fear of someone hearing you poop, particularly in a public toilet
I held onto my shit until the coast was clear, my Plop Anxiety was real
Plipity plop is to move a plant out of its pot and put it into a hole in the ground.
Jiminiey Billybob would you mind just to plipity plop that bay tree over here in this hole? Sure, I’ll just plipity plop it in, no worries!