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Porch kids

In a blended family, these are children of no blood relation fro. A former marriage...a porch kid is a step beyond a step child

I took my porch kids to the concert.

by poppy3415 July 2, 2019


Porch Rican

(noun) A Puerto Rican with a basic palate.

You don’t eat clams?! You’re such a Porch Rican.

by Pseudoname8 September 26, 2019


farquaads porch

An onomatopoeia for the "Archons Forge" area in the 2016 video game Destiny: Rise of Iron, by Bungie Software. It is a mind-numbingly boring arena you must fight through, as if a miniature, malicious monarch set it up.

Hey, wanna grind some rounds at Farquaads Porch to get a 400 light ghost drop? RNGesus has not been kind to me today.

by naruto uzumakemewet March 28, 2017


back-porching

the magnificant art of when a male is lucky enough to be granted the oppertunity to explore the depths of a females poop chute.
also see, front-porching

me: watcha wanna do tonight? *giggles*
dan: mhmm, i was thinking maybe back-porching it baby *grins*
me: okay! i totaly agree!! *bends over*
dan: oh, i fucking love your leaky fish tank *winks*

by Stevie;] January 8, 2008


Porch Monkey

A person who sits on their porch all day, usually doing drugs or pissing off of it. They also will show off their genitals and on occasion actually go inside.

Did you see that porch monkey? He just flipped me off while whipping a dog with his dick.

by TerminalJam December 4, 2019


Porch Monkey

A porch monkey is a black unintelligent lazy person

Shut the fuck up porch monkey

by mind yo ownnn April 18, 2023


porch room

An enclosed patio attached to a house.

Don't let the dog out in the yard; it's raining. Just let him play in the porch room.

by ekolis November 3, 2016