Porter's

Miss Porter's School, also referred to as Missy P’s or Porter’s, is a prestigious all-girls boarding school in Farmington, CT. It has been chosen as the #1 all-girls boarding school in the nation, boasting the highest endowment of all-girls preparatory schools with upwards of $130 million. Dr. Katherine G. Windsor is their fearless leader, being one of the highest paid headmasters in America. Porter's is well known for graduating highly competitive, intellectual, and very well put together students who are most often accepted to ivy leagues. Notable Alumnae include Jackie Kennedy, Lilly Pulitzer, Agnes Gund and Laura Rockefeller. Porter’s girls are well known for their lavish lives, often flying their family jet into the nearest private airport to make their arrival back on campus. Clearly superior to Walker’s, the official Porter’s reject school, Porter’s could easily run circles around them with their IQs. Porter’s also possesses the strongest soccer team in the Founders League, winning Class B, the Founders League Championship, and qualifying for the NEPSAC for many consecutive years. An Avon boy drools over a Porter’s girl as a Walker’s girl drools over hiding their shitty personalities through creating subpar social media platforms.

Avon Boy#1: "Porter's girls are so hot! I'll never get with a Walker's girl!"
Avon Boy #2: "Yea, I know. Walker's girls are total wannabes. If I wanted to kill myself I'd climb their ego and jump to their IQ."

Fred Porter

Fred Porter is a large African-American male currently residing in Converse, Texas. Although he can bench press like 4 times the weight of an average adult woman and appears intimidating to the untrained eye, he is in fact sensitive and has many fears including scary bugs and making food choices when there is a limited amount of time to make them. Contrary to his main beliefs, he in fact does NOT make more money than his girlfriend (aka master) Madison AND his dog is LESS cool than hers.

Madison: "Rub my feet"

Fred Porter: "Yes, master"

I love you :)

ruby porter

this mf is so good at makeup it is unreal, the skill that goes into her eyeliner is just *chef kiss* .and her hair!!!!! god it is so fun and she should defo dye it pink <3

ruby porter should hang out with us more ;)

porter on a monday

Nothing feels important

I feel like porter on a Monday

Porter Corkscrew

The porter corkscrew is when during intercourse, someone is upside down doing a handstand over you whilst giving fellatio

Noah had the strength to pull of a toe curling Porter Corkscrew on me

Porter Pounder

Has a massive cock and fucks just about everyday, girls drop to his feet, he is a master at the tongue tornado and is one hot mother fucker that will fuck you up.

Girl says to other girl: look it’s porter pounder let’s have a three way with him.
Boy says to other boy: watch out porter pounder is coming if you mess with his biches he will fuck you up.

jess porter

she is the bested friend you will ever have in your whole entire life, she is the best advice giver. she is the mom of the group. she is very sophisticated and cool. she is jess westons bestfriend

you see jess porter and will over there!!