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moldy priest

When a Catholic priest has to resort to having sex with a legal age adult

I couldn't find any of the choir boys, so I had to do a quick Moldy Priest

by Asstroman April 8, 2016


Priest Jason Matthews

Priest Jason Matthews Is the newest family boss in 2021 of the Dixie mafia bases in the south the family is well know based out of south Georgia to the stat e of Arkansas .The family is worth over 33,000,000 dollars For it is better to be bound around around the neck and cast into the sea than to hurt these little ones Matthew's is based out of Mississippi

Priest Jason Matthews If a man hurts a child he will meet the priest for confession God so love the world he gave his only son for salvation.. I am the light of the world.

by Love Jason May 13, 2021


hamburger priest

A priest who makes hamburgers out of the flesh of Jesus Christ

Person 1: “ well these burgers taste delicious that cook must be a real hamburger priest”

by Gdbnknbbcc October 10, 2021


Priest's Playground

Another word for anus/butthole. Used because sexually abusive priests often rape people in the butthole.

Person 1: Father Dick Johnson won't be leading the service tomorrow.

Person 2: Why not?

Person 1: He's in jail, got busted roughin' up some kiddo's Priest's Playground, if you know what I mean.

Person 2: Not really surprised. He always seemed a little creepy.

Person 1: Maybe he'll drop the soap while he's doing time. It would serve him right.

by Forgettable Name October 30, 2021


Priest Pussy

When referring to a a boy who was annaly penetrated by a Priest.

Damn, kanye west did you know Macaulay Cogan was Priest Pussy.

by Sippysaywhat May 16, 2016


Young priest

Young priest is a priest who uses his nickname "young priest" to trick kids to like him, when he have gained the kids trust he will then lure them into his van and molest them

Young Priest: "Hello my children, i will be you mentor! Follow me!"
Kid: "FUCK OFF YOU PERVERTED OLD PRICK"

by pixpix123 September 27, 2017