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A very loud and often balding man.
With a schlong like a raisin.
Due to his tall stature his balding is very well hidden, it becomes evident when he’s on his knees groveling for forgiveness as he so often does.
Robert loves the party dingos and nose beers
Geez Robert is as loud as a foghorn
Roberts jaw is swinging like the gates of hell
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A mad who steals Fat kids and makes them work out until they are fit. Robert returns the kids skinny as can be before the night is done.
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An autistic fuck who thinks he’s good at everything but in reality is just a Whitney little bitch.
Smart being: No one wants to hang out with Robert
Smart being 2: no shit
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The type of man known for pulling more boys than girls. He is the only man in the universe known to have a big dick and still can’t pull no girls with it
I love you Robert-Javontae
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A gay bitch who loses girls (not that he can get anymore than 2) quicker than his mom put him up for adoption, who is obsessed with memes mainly because he’s special ed, He also lies about being gay when he really is for someone who starts with the name R
A-“Robert why are you such a gay fuck”
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A gay kid. He often flinches when a Jennifer throws a lunchbox at him. He’s bald and loves Minecraft. He also likes to poop his pants and throw it at people!💩
Oh look it’s roberto the bald man
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