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When so many drugs have been consumed that the participant loses all control of their hands and arms and all movments start resembling a squid.
I think you've had enough Martin you are already pulling a squidward
When you rock the fucking brown fake polo wit no boxers or pants butt ass naked
That nigga wearing the squidward fit in his house
To finally get rid of the stupid kid who brings down the energy of the server, by his deep depression, and lack of feelings.
We need to Ban Squidward to save the server and our minds!
Her: Look at him, he got a squidward nose.
Another girl: Yeah, he probably don't get no girls lol/
The art of placing one’s semi erect penis over the nose of a consenting partner. This should bear some resemblance to squidward’s nose.
Guy1: Becky finally let me go squidwarding last night!
Guy2: Marry that girl.
When one rubs their face on a flaccid penis much like motorboating.
"I totally squidwarded that guy last week".
"His dick wasnt even long enough for me to squidward!".
"I just love the feel of squidwarding a random guy in the club".
A lost episode of SpongeBob where Squidward dies. The episode starts with Squidward practicing the clarinet. Then SpongeBob and Patrick are playing outside and Squidward tells them to stop. Then he practices again but it's a choking noise instead of a clarinet being played. The next shot is Squidward at the concert. He plays the clarinet badly and the crowd is booing with hyper blood realistic eyes. The next scene is Squidward in a black background but Squidward is crying, then cry's blood, then shows the blood eyes from before. The next scene is Squidward in his bed with a gun. He shoots himself and DIES....
Guy 1: Have you seen Squidwards Suicide?
Guy 2: yes and it scarred me for life.