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When something is stretched too thin, it is unbearable or uncomfortable. Stretch too thin is also said of a person who tries to do many things at the same time and cannot give enought time or attention to any of them
I'm burdened with my solitude, stretched too thin to bear.
I realized I've been spreading myself too thin, so I resigned as secretary of the golf club
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When you are at a sports bar and about 3/4 through the game your girl starts to get a little fidgety and horny so she reaches under the table and gives your scrotum a long, stretching tug letting you know it's almost game time.
I had to walk away from the no hitter on tv last night. The seventh inning stretch was too good and had to hit it and quick.
Adj. When someone or something is either really ugly, or in terrible shape.
Greg: "Did you see that ladies face? She looked terrible!"
Tim: "Yeah dude, it was a rough stretch of highway for sure."
A phrase used by a male or female to describe the quality of the anal or vaginal pounding they received.
Sandy: Hi Carla. How was your date last night with Roger.
Carla: It was great. I am Stretched to My Ears. I can barely walk today.
cream used to widen peoples' ass cracks
Becky's ass crack was numb and spread for her husband, thanks to her anal stretching cream
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To stretch a lot of times do to the previous nights good get shitty.
Man I have stretched like 15 fucking times, i was wasted last night.
Dude i got the hangover stretches.
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Fake high definition. When an hd channel takes a non hd show and stretches it to fit a full hd screen.
Hey, Brian, why does everyone on tv look wide?
This show's in stretch-o-vision.
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