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The result of when one incorrectly views an unattractive member of the opposite sex as attractive while in an impaired state of judgement.
He's way too drunk to tell how ugly she is. If he takes her home he'll be in for a sober surprise tomorrow morning.
When you wake up after a night out with semen in your hair and don't realise it is there.
Francine woke up after a one night stand with a skeet surprise in her hair.
The only two words that will guarantee someone millions of views on a YouTube video with the use of a popular children's IP (e.g. Frozen, Spiderman, Minecraft). When placed in the title of a video, these words are often crammed in with other buzzwords that 1. are designed to grab the child's immediate attention or 2. manipulate YouTube's algorithm into placing said video amongst other well-made, thoughtfully-created forms of children's entertainment on the platform.
Giant 55 SURPRISE EGG SURPRISE BOXES PlayDoh Frozen MLP Minecraft Cars2 Frozen Mystery Transformers
When you wet someone's chair in two phases. Phase one is the seat when the victim is away from their chair. Second phase is when the victim is away from their chair and recovering from phase one and the seat back is doused with liquid.
You can be either the giver, recipient or observer of a Kopke Surprise.
I conducted a Kopke Surprise for Dan the other day, he was so mad at first getting a wet bum, then a wet back.
I was the victim of a Kopke Surprise. I'm wet all over.
I saw a Kopke Surprise in action the other day, it was amazing to behold.
A different way to say robbery
yo, Surprise Communism, give me your money
When your getting a blow-job and as your about to cum, you hold the girl's head down and suddenly shove your cock deep into her mouth. This results in either her tonsils getting crushed, or even better a full throat penetration. At this point her head is held down as a sticky load coats her tonsils or otherwise is blasted down her throat.
The key to this move is the surprise factor. The girl receiving the "tonsil surprise" must not be expecting the move, thus she will be quite surprised as the move is suddenly executed.
In order to achieve the maximum surprise factor, the blow-job is allowed to occur at a gentle pace, with minimal thrusting. A slow build up is desireable, followed by a sudden thrusting into the mouth at the point of ejaculation. The back of the girl's head is typically held down firmly with both hands, to ensure maximum depth of penetration and to prevent the girl from being able to pull her head away before the ejaculation is complete.
I was getting some nice head last night from that chick I met on Friday night. She was totally shocked when I gave her the "tonsil surprise".
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Going home with a casual sex buddy only to find that she/he is not the gender you had once believed.
Oh... Girl.. Ah.. No girl, let's leave the lights on.. "Surprise!"
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