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labia minor, the smooth inner lips of the vagina
is applied onto the nose of your partner.
A sagy susan is when a woman sit's on your face opening her vigina and closing it on your nose.
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A household gadget, usually stored in a cupboard,which consists of a base and a circular table that spins, upon which ingredients and medicine are usually stored. Named after a probably fictional harlot back in the olden days of piracy, where sailors, pressed for time, would lay a prostitute down on the said contraption, and, to facilitate each man taking his turn, they'd rotate her to the next client, cutting time of the then-standard practice of assigning different rooms to different customers.
Hun', could you pass me one of those Tylenols? They're on the lazy susan.
She was turning tricks quickly as if she were on a lazy susan.
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the act of twirling the long curly pubes of a woman's bush (pelvic region or gutch) on one's finger while eating the box
Dude, my girl just takes so long to cum sometimes when I'm eating the box that I end up giving her a Curly Susan just to pass the time.
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Person 1: bro, susan micropenis headass is gross as fuck.
Person 2: who is susan micropenis?
Person 1: that canadian dude, shawn mendes.
Person 2: oh yeah! i totally agree.
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Best friend with little Lucas. Has no friends, is lame, very much an introvert. Likes watching Netflix and eating snacks. Not someone people usually enjoy their company. Loves cats, chocolate cake, and unicorns. Is nice but awkward, caring, thoughtful, sometimes a dick. Salty Susan doesn’t like emotions, people, or roaches. Doesn’t like to eat animals, is kinda gay, likes thigh highs, listens to the same song for days straight. Boring, tall, has nice eyebrows, loves unconditionally and never stops caring.
Salty Susan is so fukin gay she’s basically a unicorn.
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Orally stimulating a woman's genitalia while she is driving.
Yea brah. She gave me road head so at the next stop sign we pulled a Chinese fire drill and I finished her off with a lazy susan.
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The act of laying on one's back spreading your legs and farting.
Hey man, come and light this spread susan style fart.
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