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A testing facility in Montreal
That place is a real turd swirl.
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recieving or giving an act of oral sex...
"Omg! did you hear that alex got a jimmy swirl from john?"
"Dude, i got one from her last week"
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To ejaculate into the face of a person with bleeding cuts or wounds.
My girlfriend is really into S&M, so last night she told me to punched her in the eye and give her a strawberry swirl!
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An uncommon, yet unfortunate result of a throw during beer pong where the ball will spin around the rim of the cup, then be ejected out of said cup. The physics of this action are puzzling, some thinking that the ball enters a black hole and then reappears, falling out of the cup. Who knows how it works, apart from Stephen? But it sucks majorly when you lose because each shot results in the swirl.
Craig: Yo, now watch this shot
*Throws ball*
*balls spins around inside of cup*
*Ball levitates and is ejected from of cup*
Chris: Oh damnn, you just got owned by the Stephen Hawking Swirl!
Mid-coitus, getting your finger, generally the middle one, three knuckles deep in her ass and giving a little spin, or "swirl."
Usually done as a complete surprise.
"I gave her the old three knuckle swirl, she fucking loved it!"
"I tried the three knuckle swirl on her, she wasn't having it."
verb.
bomb, bombing, bombed, bombs swirl harbor:
To defecate in a toilet.
To poop, crap, or to shit.
I really have one brewing, I'll be back after I bomb swirl harbor.
Don't go into the bathroom, somebody stank it up by bombing swirl harbor.
Sir, I'll have you know that my stomach cramps have subsided now that I bombed swirl harbor and flushed my feces out to sea.
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When a man and a woman are having sexual intercourse and there is a need for lubrication. Time is scarce, although there is a tub of jiff's peanut butter on the counter. The female's vagina is filled with peanut butter--oozing out. The man ejaculates inside her--creating the "peanut butter swirl".
Jenna: Help! We have no lube!
Stewart: I have my trusty tub of Jiff's on the counter that Tubsy gave me!
Jenna: Mm, extra crunchy?
Stewart: As always!
Jenna: I always love me a good peanut butter swirl!
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