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Turking

Appalling and shocking driving on Turkish roads and highways without any regard for the highway code or the safety of others

That turking is going to kill someone upon seeing a driver cross 3 lanes on a highway while using their mobile phone and eating a sandwich
"Good lord, that is some horrendous turking over there" as a vehicle reverses up a highway having missed a turning

by Stuart the scholar September 12, 2022


ahiska turk

the best turks out there, best weddings, best songs, and best dances. its also a place in georgia near russia, and it the ahiska turks theres people like smada and etc.

did you hear, shes an ahiska turk, her lifestyle is soooooo cool

by volleyball kiz January 12, 2022


camp turk

an asshole of a place were only dumbasses go.

tommy my mom is forcing me to go to camp turk!

by peacebuggy123 March 21, 2010

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happy turks and caicos

a unique way of saying happy birthday to a friend on snapchat. similarly sounding like cakes and candles

“happy turks and caicos @harrystyles”

by sdpla July 21, 2024


turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.

Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"

by Argan02 March 1, 2016


turk the guy

turk the guy that likes banana also a staff member for being very smart and hot turk also likes bananas if you didnt know and epic

turk the guy and i like bananas

turk the guy is epic

by RiftOfDrift April 16, 2021


neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013

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