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turk jerk

A turk jerk is a sexual act where someone inserts a piece of turkey jerky into the vagina or anus with the tip of their tongue. Usually common among Turkish people, where the giver of the penetration is also Turkish.

Yusuf: "Hey why're you walking funny?"
Azra: "Oh me and Berat were turkin jerkin in my göt."

Enes: "Have you heard about the new move called the turk jerk?"
Furkan: "Ah yeah man! That's my fav porn genre!"

by Argan02 March 1, 2016


ahiska turk

the best turks out there, best weddings, best songs, and best dances. its also a place in georgia near russia, and it the ahiska turks theres people like smada and etc.

did you hear, shes an ahiska turk, her lifestyle is soooooo cool

by volleyball kiz January 12, 2022


happy turks and caicos

a unique way of saying happy birthday to a friend on snapchat. similarly sounding like cakes and candles

“happy turks and caicos @harrystyles”

by sdpla July 21, 2024


Grey Skinned Turk

The Definition of “grey skinned Turk” is naming your child Hakki

An Example definition of grey skinned Turk When speaking to someone about grey skinned Turks it’s often shorted to just Hakki as in Türkiye 87% of Turkish people called Hakki do in fact have grey skin

by Grey-Skin May 9, 2024


neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem in a given subject that is so hard and incomprehensible that even most people with a PhD in that field have trouble making head or tail out of it.

2) a phrase meaning neither here nor there

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that are neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you lazy, or are you a normal student, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I am neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. I feel like I just wanna complain to someone for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

by Sexydimma August 28, 2013

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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

making fun of the main historical actors of the Crusades of The Middle Ages (in the sense that The Crusades had no historically visible purpose to them at all, other then political and religious hate) this term is used to describe

a) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody working on it that no one, not even experts in the field that the said problem relates to, can make head or tail of it.

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): a cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. wtf.

boy 2) hang on, let me ask my dad; he knows some PhD's at CERN, he may be able to help. my dad is the only person we haven't asked so far.

by Sexydimma January 29, 2012

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neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk

this term is used to describe

1) a problem that is so hard and incomprehensible to anybody, that even most experts in the field that the said problem relates to can't make head or tail of it.

2) a phrase meaning 'neither here nor there'

two boys discussing physics homework:

boy 1): I cant understand this problem for the life of me. I cant believe that our school would give us a physics problems that is neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk. Wtf?

boy 2) Roflmao. Hang on there, champ!. We are in private school, right? are you mentally challenged, and therefore lazy, or are you normal, and will therefore work on this problem like me, comme du monde?

boy 1): lol. Today i feel like I'm neither Templar Knight nor Fanatical Turk, just a little peeved. Bear with me; today i feel eccentric and just wanna complain my head off for no specific reason.

boy 2) lol Peter

by Sexydimma January 4, 2013