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a gargantuan cock with braided pubes
Man my boy Robert has a Viking penis
Minnesota vikings
A team in the National Football League (NFL) whose idea of a successful season is not choking during the last 5 weeks and missing the playoffs. Unlike other teams, they know they will never win a Super Bowl and once they make the playoffs, that's pretty much it. Most of their fans are greek and as we know greek men invented man on man anal sex. They call kirk cousins primetime for absoultely no reason at all, he is in fact not primetime at all. Also minnesota has the worst food in america. They say duck duck grey duck instead of duck duck goose. (Idiots) basically only thing that came out of minmesota that was even remotely cool was prince and he was suspect.
The minnesota vikings will win the superbowl in neveruary
When someone grabs your dick like their shaking hands and jerks it up and down in that same manner causing the receiver to ejaculate blood.
Viking grasp - see above
The ranking for a Nordic sailor guy that is above a Regular Viking, but below a Super Duper Viking
"my Nordic cousin Bjørn got promoted from a low-class Regular Viking to a intermediate-class Super Viking"
1. God-awful team that is destined to fail in every season and manages to screw up their chances of a superbowl spot. Lead by a fuckcheese known as brad childress. Don't know the meaning of the term "talent"!
2. can be used to describe how utterly shit something is.
1. "Did you hear that the vikings failed to get to the playoffs?"
"Sure. it's the vikings. they do it every year!"
2. "Dude. that's as bad as the minnesota vikings!"
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The greatest black metal band ever. Ever. EVER. You can't deny the tr00ness of it.
"The N3kr0 Vikings pwn every day."
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In jail or prison, this term refers to someone that is extremely lazy and never does any cleaning or much of anything. Outside of prison, it is someone who is extremely lazy.
Alyssa hasn't done anything but lay around all day. She is such a fucking viking!
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