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A status I couldn't imagine ever wanting to lose
Why?
1.In an argument about who's the best sexually, you'll always win.
2.Knowing your just that little bit better than everyone else.
3.Bragging rights, yeah, you tell those sluts who's boss!
4.Don't get me wrong, it's just the way of nature, but me?.. having sex..? that's repulsive!
5.At this point in time, sex is useless, even if for procreation, it just isn't right when there are kids starving on the streets.
6.We do not crave sex, if someone has sex, they may get addicted to the endorphines produced in the act, and crave endorphines, and so may appear to crave sex, but you can do other things to raise your endorphine levels and stop you craving.
7.There are other, drug-free ways to get high.
Just one note, if you masturbate, technically your still a virgin, but you lose the bragging rights to being one, because you've still whored yourself.
Notvirgin= I got laid to this REALLY AWESOME babe last night! I bet you get nothing more than hookers! Therefore I am better than you.
Virgin=I'm virgin,I am not so miserable in my life that I have nothing to do but hump, therefore I am better than YOU! I bet when you don't get any you jack off,manslut!
Notvirgin=UNCALLED FOR!
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State of mind in which the wirgin has not yet engaged in sexual activity in their life
I have never had sex. Thus, I am a virgin.
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Male returning from jail with asshole virginity still intact.
After finishing a 5 year stretch in prison, Jeremy returned home with his virginality still intact.
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Some thing that you never going to lose, so don't worry about it.
He hasn't lost his virginity because he is a retard!
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A person who lives a dull life, lacking any excitement or adventure. They can usually be found flagging posts on social media for partial nudity or bad language. They tend to avoid riding motorcycles, getting tattoos, shooting guns, etc.
What the shit!? That virgin just flagged my swimsuit pic!
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A Fortnite player like Pyrocynical
" Yeah I play Fortnite. "
"Dude no wonder you don't have a gf. You're such a virgin."
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Guy 1: "see that virgin?"
Guy 2: " yeah, he's playing fortnite on his phone."
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