One small step for board games, one unusual step for humanity.
Trevin and Emily played unsegregated chess last year.
chess but whoever loses has to do whatever sexual thing the other person wants.
Girl: I just beat u in sexy chess. Now be a good little boy and eat me out.
Boy: yes mommy 🥺
Wanting to incorporate chess themed ideas into sex
Joe told Rebecca his chess kink of wanting her to yell out position openings and finish saying checkmate! She said “you’re a nerd and show me how to fork the queen with the knight”
Chess in the bathroom... or sex... not sure which rly.
"hey, lets play bathroom chess ;)" "okay, lemme grab the board." "what board?"
I jerked off and got spet cheem chesse all over my bed
NachoO-chess can be used to describe something too hot too handle, a rapid change (i.e. delta) in direction or plans, plays white or black if thats a thing, My head female scientists determined it is good with chips & salsa but many male philosophers disagree stating it is only good with JWB whiskey and steak. Legends of it say that it is some type of mine full of mysterious information probably just a glitch in the matrix. Perhaps that is why it is NA-chos its mine.
Ethos: That guy is something else, he needs to learn the meaning of NachoO-chess! He's driving that Rolls Royce like he stole it.
Conteigo ergo sum: Never mind that look whats coming our way!
1 - A remake of Chess Evolved Online, an online chess game that its creator thought was P2W. It got scrapped in development.
2 - A gag on the Icely Puzzles Youtube channel. It is often used to describe something so convoluted, random and/or strange, that it makes no sense, is very buggy or is unintentionaly funny.
1: "Sadly, Chess Battle Advanced won't release"
2: -I got softlocked in the section, where the programmer talks about softlocks.
-Chess Battle Advanced.