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A severe case of explosive diarrhea from eating bad fish at Hannukah.
Man, I never should have eaten that pickled herring last night. I ended up tossing a mazeltov cocktail in my toilet this morning.
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A sweet exotic beverage achieved by landing a smoked sardine followed by a ping pong ball from a slant eyed oriental vigina into a martini glass.
OMG Jonny! I can't believe Daniel made that Japanese Cocktail on the corner of Dundas street last night!
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A homemade bomb made of a mixture of different flammable liquids and materials, lit on fire and then thrown somewhere, usually.
The pyscho killer was bombing people in that city park using molatov cocktails.
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Mouthwash or cough syrup consumed for the purpose of intoxication by native americans of New Mexico. Refers to the propensity of alchoholism among the Navajo tribe of New Mexico and their willingness to consume liquids high in alcohol content regardless of the intended use.
Fresh-mint Listerine is a best seller in Gallup, we should call it "Navajo cocktail"!
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Developed at Smith College, an all-female institution, the smith cocktail is a cocktail that, unbeknown to the male receiver, contains both an erectile assistant and a sedative. When properly administered the smith cocktail effectively negates both the risk of rejection and of awkward morning after scenarios.
smithee 1: "that one guy at our party sure is cute, too bad he's gay"
smithee 2: "we'll see about that; I've got a smith cocktail with his name on it"
smithee 1: "can I have him when you're done? I haven't seen a penis in months"
smithee 2: "sure! but you've got to drag him to your room yourself"
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a tasty sauce, often used with seafood. not for use with pr0n cocktail.
"Dude, I got cocktail sauce on my shirt. I really liked this shirt too!"
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a crude bomb made of a glass bottle filled with a mixture of flammable liquids and a piece of cloth for the wick (name satirically by Finnish to repel the soviet invasion during the year of 1940)
Among the other weapons use in Resident Evil 0, are the hunting gun and Molotov cocktail.
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