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When a man and a women have sex in a spooning position
I was sporking the missus the other day because I was too lazy to go on top
Spork is one of the kindest people in earth, theyre always ready to listen to you talk about something, whether it's about how your ear bled one day or how your mom took your phone, they are there to listen. spork is extremely easy going and can adapt to any situation, im happy to consider spork my friend :)
"Hey do you know who spork is?" "spork? They're one of the most easy going people ever!"
To spoon with a girl while having a chubby or boner. While you are behind the girl possibly touching her backside with you penis. Therefore "sporking" because you have the little fork end (wiener).
Bro me and Mary were sporking last night while watching a movie.
A bisexual person;
The fork component being the part of them that's attracted to females, the spoon component being the part of them that's attracted to males.
Guy: that's some real spork behavior
Girl: he's so smooth and casual about it tho, could pull me for sure
Guy: damn, same here
When your spooning with a boner.
Hey Ethan, were you and that girl sporking?
Not quite a spoon, not quite a fork... spork! A useless implement that cannot be used to eat fries with - akin to airline cutlery.
This spork is useless to eating fries with.