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someone who you take emotional dump s on.
someone that you tell all your issues to in order to make yourself feel better
that super nice, but depressed friend everyone has
emma:man my life sucks
joey:stop using me as your emotional toilet!
emma:sorry
Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
To drop a hellacious deuce in a toilet other than your own.
It's halftime, those wings we're awesome, I'm gonna go wreck a toilet...
What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
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While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
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