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The easiest, and first program any newbie would write. Applies for any language. Also what you would see in the first chapter of most programming books.
programming noob: Hey I just attended my first programming lesson earlier!
.NET Veteran: Oh? What can you do?
programming noob: I could make a dialog box pop up which says "Hello World!" !!!
.NET Veteran: lmao.. hey guys! look.. check out this "hello world" programmer
Console.WriteLine("Hello World")
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A video game that millions of people choose to play during their spare time.
Some people choose to spend their spare time watching laguna beach or bromance. Personally, I'd rather slay a giant fucking dragon in World of Warcraft. So fuck off.
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Jurassic World: Fallen Kingdom is a 2018 American science fiction adventure film and the sequel to Jurassic World (2015). Directed by J. A. Bayona, it is the fifth installment of the Jurassic Park film series, as well as the second installment of a planned Jurassic World trilogy.
friend 1: hey wanna go see Jurassic World on Wednesday?
friend 2: yes please x
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a game played by millions of people who don't realize that they have signifigant others who haven't heard from them in ages.
friend of WoW player- "hey sara and i are gonna go eat out, want to come? you can take your girlfriend"
WoW player- "oh shit! i have a what? i promised to call her two weeks ago!"
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If Wayne was a president he would be Baberham Lincoln. I wish I was in Wayne's World. One disapointment: I saw that sweet car at Paramounts Great America and there was no licorice dispenser.
A sphincter says what?
what? ...exactly
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Face it, something that will never happen.
Miss America: I wish for world peace.
Judge: WTF? Not possible dumbass anorexic whore. =)
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said when a coincidence happens resulting from people knowing each other or meeting each other in unexpected circumstances.
Person 1: "turns out my new teachers Son plays football with my Brother.
Person 2: "it's a small world"
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