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Therapy Wall

a wall in you house where you write you indiscresions, problems, funny sayings, and just plain old fucked up shit that's going thru your head

"why dont you go cry into your pillow about it!!!!".... write that down.. on the therapy wall.

by Anna Ne January 17, 2011

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Oral therapy

If bae says you need some oral therapy, that shit is going to get real

- I'm sick and tired of all these bullshit
- You just need some oral therapy!

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by ThatAshe January 26, 2016

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disco therapy

Swinging your dick around sporadically to disco music while your balls have been tempered to reflect light like a disco ball.

Only do this when you are depressed or angry. If done outside of these parameters it could result in large amounts of losing friends and getting shunned.

Me: "Dude I'm so depressed at the moment."
Friend: "Bro, just go perform disco therapy. Actually "don't" or I won't be your friend anymore.

by Admastvia March 5, 2014

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time therapy

a generally accepted view that time will help people overcome all kinds of sorrows, anxieties, tensions and other adverse conditions.

Time is a great healer. Any woe gets healed over time. Let's have faith in time therapy.

by uttam maharjan May 29, 2010

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ABA therapy

ABA or Applied behavior analysis is a type of therapy that work on fixing an autistic child "bad" behavior usually in a form of a Token reward system. Contrary to popular beliefs, ABA therapy do no punish a child for their bad behavior, they do however try to convince their client so that the client reach their appropriate action.
The downside of ABA therapy however is that it will often lead to the client having no ability to decide their own path.

Person A : god Mike is become more and more problematic with his tantrums.
Person B : why don't you take him to ABA therapy.
Person A : Hmmm sound like a great idea.

by the one who spout the truth July 10, 2022

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Poison Plant Therapy

The latest conspiracy-fueled 'miracle cure' for COVID 19 endorsed by an administration completely detached from the scientific method.

Hey, did you hear that the presidents pillow guy came up with a cure for COVID?
No, but that's absolutely fantastic!
Yeah, it's called Poison Plant Therapy and is made from Oleandrin, a toxic phytochemical.
So, they tested it on people infected with COVID 19 and they got better?
Nope. They just BELIEVE that it works. Kinda like Hydroxychloroquine, remember that one?
Well, it only works if you take it with Demon Sperm...everyone knows that.

by YAWA August 19, 2020


Greyhound Bus Therapy

A type of β€œtherapy” provided where a person in an official capacity places someone in dire straits on a bus to a distant city instead of offering them the help they need.

They elected to offer him the top of the line treatment given to folks like him; he was released from jail and getting Greyhound Bus Therapy well before sunrise.

by Dr Bunnygirl March 18, 2021

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