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(Noun): Money made by strippers, esp. cash stuffed in their undergarments by strip-club patrons
Jeff; soo what do u do with all them thong-Dollaz?
Hooker; Store em sumwhere no-one will ever find em
Jeff; Are they In your pants?
Hooker; DAMNIT!, i meeeeannn nooo
After a bold, powerful workout the line of sweat that shows up on your workout clothes coming from your butt crack.
Wow that workout session rocked but wow, you are totally showing your sweat thong.
Ugh, I am (looks into mirror).
Oh well, I guess I did work my ass off.
What one does after a long day at a dance competition. When sitting down for dinner one does not want their thong up their butt, so they politely remove themselves from the table by saying they must go "de-thong". An action for the sake of comfort and relief.
"My oh my I am tired from that full day of dancing, and this dinner looks delicious, but I really must go de-thong - excuse me for just one moment."
When one searches for a nice ass and instead catches an eyeful of a ugly womans thong.
Me: Man look at dat azz over there.
Friend: DUDE, wtf, I looked at the girl next to her and totally got wrong-thonged.
When someone is acting like an a hole.
Bob: *cheats on test”
Teacher: YOU ratatouille thong!!!
2011-forward name for flip flops.
"Damn it! I left my Foot Thongs at home, and now I've got tar balls all over my feet"
"Dude, your Foot Thongs are giving me beach wood"!!
"Don't make me break my Foot Thong off up in your Ass".
It's a girl who loves talking to guys every day who is a green tea bitch.
Texting everydays is yen thong daily lives