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A necktie that is too long on a guy, such that the end of the tie extends to his crotch area.
The employees at Circuit City wore suit jackets and dick-warmer ties.
A very successful professional, often a businessman, who is also an extremely heavy drinker on the side
"He just had 15 shots of Jameson and has to present at the 8AM investor meeting tomorrow!"
"Don't worry about it, he's a suit and tie alcoholic"
When Aureylian ties the string that goes around the back of ItmeJP's Apron.
Hey babe, can you tie me off?
No, people will clip it and it's probably something gross on urban dictionary
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A Colombian Dick Tie is where you choke a girl with your dick after having intense oral sex. This can only be done either if the choker's dick is long enough to wrap around the chokee's neck, or the chokee's neck is small enough to have an entire dick wrapped around it.
"Yo, man, how was that head that she gave you last night?"
"Ah, man, it was sweet. I gave her the Colombian Dick Tie right after."
"Man, bro, that's fucking weird. I mean, if you're into that fetish shit, whatever. Have fun with your dick ties."
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The Colombian Neck-Tie was a way that they would execute people in colombia around the 1950s.
They would slash their throat and then pull their toungue out from the open wound.
This was a manner of psychological warfare to scare the living shit out of any people who would discover the body.
man 1- holy shit, did you see jimmy? they gave him a colombian neck-tie
man 2- Im going to vomit
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The act of laying a turd on a partner's throat, specifically horizontally so it resembles a bow-tie.
Jessica squatted and laid a turd across Brandy's throat. It was a brown tie affair.
When squating over your woman you lay a cable while duckwalking directly towards her feet, leaving what looks like a brown Neck Tie. This originated in Newlands, a small suburb in New Zealands captial city Wellington. The first apperance was in 1999 when dying for a shit a young man finished a 69 with his missus and couldn;t hold on. While trying to escape the bed, he laid the now infamous, Newlands Necktie.
Nick - "Hey, my missus is going to a formal event tonight."
Adam - "What is she wearing?"
Nick - "I was thinking of giving her a Newlands Neck Tie."
Adam - "Best option available in my books."
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