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(noun) The action of a dog pressing its anus against the ground and dragging it across.
“I think my dog has worms. He did the Tijuana Puppy Drag across my friend’s mom’s rug.”
Getting some strange in the dark back closet of a sleazy bar.
-Where did you go?
:Dude I just stumbled into a Tijuana fun box with some dirty blonde.
-Hell yeah!
You place hot sauce on the tip of your penis and perform vaginal intercourse.
Sue could have sworn she exploded when Bobby gave her a Tijuana Cherry Bomb.
Coined by a member of Bay Area Rider's Forum in response to a post about how one member's jalapeno habit was giving him the shits.
The TBB is when someone sits in a tub or basin and is surrounded on all sides by others who bend over and proceed to spew high velocity diarrhea all over the person in the tub. Smelly, painful diarrhea like the kind that only eating lots of hot peppers will give you.
Person 1: "Dude, I ate so many jalapenos last night with my tacos."
Person 2: "Stay back, I don't want a Tijuana Bubble Bath."
When you insert anal beads into another person's ass, then lead them down the street by the string
My wife didn't think I knew she cheated on me, so in the middle of a BDSM session, I gave that bitch a Tijuana Tow Truck into town
Perfermorning a connilingus on a co-ed with a melodorous vaginal cavity while on springbreak. The co-ed becomes so excited she excreets her Montazuma's revenge of diarehea on your neck, chest and facial area.
I just got back from spring break and got some wood carvings from a beach vendor a tijuana taxicab ride from a coed.
- Carson Daly
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Verb - The act of puncturing the area between the anus and the scrotum to use for extremely painful sexual intercourse. Mainly a form of torture.
Carlos - I'm gonna Tijuana Doggy Door Carlos for stealing that coke.
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