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When you're using the online dating apps, and you forget about the hot one you may actually have a shot with, because you get barraged by average candidates flirting with you.
Dude, I totally forgot about the hot, bourbon-drinking tall brunette with big tits in the Village, because I got like ten new matches in a row who know just how to kiss my ass. My Tinder Slip lasted 3 days....now she's gone forvever!
When tinder bans hot bitches because you're making all the uglies jealous. Usually following an occasion of hooking up with a married man.
Cindy:"I got a tinder ban!"
Elle:"Why?"
Cindy:"I probably hooked up with a dude that has a fat wife."
Elle:"He cheated on his slu with you!"
Cindy:"He said he'd never been married, these slu's can't keep their husband's happy!"
Typical fat girl who is on tinder trying to slob on your knob.
Tom: Joey you need some pussy
Joey: Yeah I'll probably just hit up a tinder whale
The fuck. You really gonna come this far and not swipe right??
Smooth tinder
(V): the act of gaining a multitude of matches of the opposite sex on tinder
Y'all are tinder pimpin.
An app to find the love of you life or just a bunch h*es
I just joined tinder toah heck was my first match and let me tell you he’s a hottie 🤪
"How should we compile this years list of applicants? We have two hundred thousand. Sort by highest GPA first?"
"No, just tinder them. It's slow but it's the most effective. Trust the gut, yknow."