anal tissue

Like a tissue, but for your butthole..
You use it to wipe out excess shit...
(AKA toilet paper)

Wife: Honey, did we run out of anal tissue again?
Husband: Yeah, I'm gonna buy some at the local store.

new years tissue

this guy who is a massive wanker

aw fuck him he's a new years tissue

tissue kitty

A woman who spits in a tissue after a blowjob

She gave a good blowjob but was a tissue kitty.

Muscle tissue

Muscle tissue is a contractile body tissue as well as the force behind all bodily movement. It's specialized to contract or shorten forcefully and is classified under three types: skeletal, cardiac, and smooth. The classification is according to the anatomic location and function of the muscle.

When classified by appearance, muscle can be striated (with thin parallel streaks) or nonstriated (without thin parallel streaks). When classified by function, it is voluntary (consciously controlled) or involuntary (not normally consciously controlled).

Let's go over the three types again, but further in depth:
Voluntary striated (skeletal)
Involuntary striated (cardiac)
Involuntary nonstriated (smooth)

Person 1: *existing*
Person 2: "Did you know that muscle tissue makes up a large portion of your body weight?"
Person 1: "Literally NOONE asked"

Tissue disc drive

exactly what it sounds like. a disk drive that, instead of reading disks, dispenses tissues. usually made by gutting an entire computer, putting a tissue box inside, and pulling the tissues out through the disc drive.

"man, i need to refill my Tissue disc drive. I was sneezing a ton last night and I ran out!" "i couldnt find any tissues to insert into the computer though."

'bummer..."

Golden tissue

When your wanking and you believe your finished but really you pissed

Oh shit I have a golden tissue

gay tissue

A smaller male being passed around in a gay circle jerk as a cleaning rag.

My dad was a gay tissue before he met my mom