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The act of placing a KFC bucket on your head and screaming I have the power then picking up a kernel of corn and taping it to your penis and wanking with sandpaper until no corn is left and if you ejaculate before it's gone you must dip it in your semen and eat it
Omg Kernel Sanders are amazing
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Oh I hated the colonel with his wee beedy eyes, and that smug look on his face - "ooh you're gonna buy my chicken, hoho"
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Like it's famous cousin the "dirty Sanchez", which involves the act of smearing fecal residue obtained from a partners anal cavity, during anal sex acts under the said partners nose with ones finger.
The "Dirty Sanders" involves Smearing a partners fecal reside, using ones whole hand over the mouth area to give the appearance of a goatee beard. Not dissimilar to the one sported by the famous poultry chef extraordinaire Col. Harland Sanders, of Kentucky Fried Chicken Fame. after the act of anal fisting.
"She took it all in the backdoor, then I Kentucky Fried her with a Goatee Dirty Sanders style."
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A font of all knowledge on Aston Villa FC, the greatest football team the world has ever seen!!!
1-0 1982, vs. Bayern Munich
Knows all scorers from all matches, all newspaper reviews and all comments made the Right Honourable Jeff Stelling!!!
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A Colonel Sanders is a complex sexual maneuver. You take a bucket of KFC chicken, take a chicken leg out, stick it in your parters anus, empty out the remaining chicken, put the empty bucket on your partners head so they cannot see, then toss the chicken at them yelling "Colonel Sanders!!!".
I gave her a Colonel Sanders!
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one of only two based gods know to mankind (the other being Lil B);
to be bernie sanders is to be kind, generous, and moral, with a fervent passion for helping others, and a willingness to stand up and fight for what is right, regardless of popular opinion.
antonym; "Hillary Clinton"
"Man, our friend Ron is a real Bernie Sanders. I can't believe how he stood up to those bullies and got his ass beat for us, because he geniunely cares about helping others, even at cost to himself. We should try to get Ron to run for some sort of politics, because he is honest, caring, and smart.
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"Psycho Killer Qu'est-ce que c'est"- The Talking Heads on Colonel Sanders
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