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Pass the syrup eh......you mean the Canadian ketchup eh?
Fucking awesomeness. As majestic as a cross between Fergie and Jesus. Every man yearns to be him while every woman yearns to be with him. He is as unique as the last unicorn and commands respect when he enters the room. Chicks dig him mainly because he rarely wears underwear. If you ask him about Chuck Norris, he will simply respond, "Never heard of her, but she sounds cute..."
If you look up God in the dictionary, you will see a picture of Krazy Ketchup.
when a girl is on her period tickle her pussy with a french fry and watch as she squirts blood all over your face.
Hey bro last night I performed the Ketchup Packet on my girlfriend last night!
Its where a fat Mexican guy runs around a party naked wile spraying women with his nut
Did you see Alex's mexican ketchup yesterday?
A term used by broden kelly when one surprises another with ketchup to the face region or other areas
I like to surprise ketchup my friends
Dude we just surprised ketchupped amy
A relationship built to last forever they love each other and devour each other with a chicken roll they pour at least a gallon every lunch
Daire and Ketchup is so disgusting put at least a full Amy Mullen on his chicken roll
The small and very handy Heinz Dip N' Squeeze Packets of ketchup from Chick-fil-a. Could save your life one day. The term was first coined in Georgia by high school students, now used primarily in the southeast.
Garrett: Hey Josh, thanks for coming out on this trip into the desert on a low tank of gas with me.
Josh: No problem.
*Car runs out of gas*
Garrett: Oh God! What do we do?!
Josh: Don't worry, I brought emergency ketchup!
Garrett:Fight to the death douchebag!!
*They proceed to fight and Josh emerges victorious and survives thanks to his emergency ketchup*