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What you become when you have sat on the toilet so long that your leg falls asleep, causing you to drag your leg behind you until it wakes up.
Don't eat that burrito, man. I had one and it turned me into a Toilet Zombie.
Toilet surfing is what happens when you go to sit on a toilet seat that has loosened up over time. As you place all of your weight on it the seat slips to the side giving you an unexpected "ride". You must surf this ride or else land on the floor!
One guy to another on his way out of the public bathroom:
"Duuuude, don't use the 4th stall. I almost threw my back out doing some toilet surfing!"
A term from hardcore and fetish hentai for a person who's body is used for sex and not cared for in any other way. The idea is that bodily fluids are dumped into her in a way akin to a toilet.
The orcs referred to the elf princess as a "meat toilet" as they took turns using her body.
When you jack off into the toilet and the semen floats around like little fish.
I felt really good after jacking off, but felt bad to flush the toilet guppies after.
Corn in your turds down in the toilet
I took a big dump. I looked into the toilet and thought there was gold in them logs. Then I remembered it was just toilet gold.
Slang for excrement. A term used in place of the less acceptable words shit or crap.
I went to the bathroom and made a massive toilet noodle!
It smells like someone is baking a toilet noodle!
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While at work, the act of going into the stall and taking a nap on the toilet(with the seat down of course). No one will question where you have been as it is embarrasing for both parties when they think have diarrhea.
Eff me, I was out till 4:30 am last night LB'ing this broad, I really could use a toilet nap right now.
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