UGLY AND BITCHY ALL THE TIME AND DOSEN"T COOK GOOD SCRIMPS!!!!!!!!!
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He will seem like he's just trying to get into your pants but he's actually very kind with a big heart. he has a deep soul that will captive you and draw you in like a dark craving that you can't resist. He will make you want to get to know everything that goes on in his mind. He is mysterious and seductive and it thrilling but scary at the same time especially when you have trust issues .
Tommy is very alluring is he good or is he bad ?
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To talk with a fake or phony british accent.
That kid sounds like he's from London, tell him to stop Tommying.
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A guy who isn't good for girls. Just wants to get in your pants. A sorry human. Don't get a tommy.
Tommy sucks at everything.
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A deeply homophobic/ transphobic bigoted man. May or may not be sexually attracted to pumpkins.
"I'm not saying that Tommy McMurtry is sexually attracted to pumpkins, I'm just saying that we don't really know"
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This man is likely very insecure about his kinks. As of late, rumors have finally arisen about his attraction towards pumpkins. This insecurity has become considered his motivation for all of his prior and future homophobic comments. If this is the case, he must be very insecure about this; as he has gone out of his way to plan and advertise an anti-LGBT conference during pride week.
Friend 1: βDude you have some weird kinks.β
Friend 2: βHey, Iβm not the person with the same kinks as Tommy McMurtry.β
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