the human torch

when you cover yourself in gasoline and light your self on fire, or you replace your spinal fluid with gasoline

remember that nigga from Arab springs? yeah that nigga pulled the human torch.

torch of love

The male organ responsible for copulation and urination--in other words, a penis.

Because she had felt of his body in full cry, and therefore appreciated the ampleness of his...credentials, Elizabeth had harboured a certainty she would not be taken unawares when she saw them. Yet, she could not help but stare (by reason of its tumescence, his torch of love just so happened to be trained directly upon her and it was difficult to disregard). {Mr. Darcy Takes a Wife, Linda Berdoll}

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Blow torch

Its when a girl is giving you head, and she goes so fast that the friction lights your dick on fire

Damn i wanted regular head but instead she gave me a blow torch.

blow torch

It's where you get a blow job from a burn victim

I finally got a blow torch lastnight from that burnt lady

Torch Snuffer

While receiving a handjob from a woman, and you start to blow your load, she says "The Tribe Has Spoken", and she starts giving you head as you cum. This is said to look similar than a torch being snuffed on the reality show, Survivor.

My girl and I got the idea to roleplay Survivor last night, she was Jeff Probst, I was a castaway, my penis was the torch, and her mouth was the torch snuffer.

Torch zaddy

A man who is the living embodiment of a red flag

Damn, Joe is a Real Torch Zaddy

asettlene torch

A figurative "flame-thrower" device dat you use to majorly "light a fire" under someone who has comfortably relaxed down on his posterior when he should be "up and about" and making himself useful.

In da Pink Panther animated cartoon "Shocking Pink", da persistent-but-unseen voice is a major asettlene torch to da increasingly-frustrated/infuriated fuchsia feline, turning an initially-quiet afternoon into a totally-chaotic disaster.