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What a guy has under his bed for when he jizzes, for cleanup.
I found Jeff's nut towel under his bed.
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An awkward situation that you just kind of have to deal with; not unlike finding poop in a bathroom towel.
"So I let Joel and his friend spend the night last night so they could go watch a baseball game tomorrow. They left this morning and I found a condom in the sleeping bag I loaned them..."
"Ew, what did you do?"
"Had to pick it up with some toilet paper and throw it away."
"Gross... kind of a poop in a towel situation huh..."
"So I was watching some bukkake porn the other night and my girlfriend walked in. She got really pissed and I haven't talked to her since..."
"Ouch, that's kind of a poop in a towel situation..."
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Any object used to absorb the fluids of ejaculation resulting from masturbation.
That girl's so hot I'm going into the back room and have a chat with my Love Towel.
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The towel placed between the pussy and the body of a male patron at a full nude strip club.
Due to excreation and "pussy stains" on Canadian strip club patrons the Pussy Towel was invented.
The Black lighting would show the white haze of a pussy; pussy haze; that was just grinded on a gentlemans crotch, shirt, face or legs causing some discust by wives and girlfriends. Stripper Destiny decided to use a napkin on the lap of one said gentleman and the pussy towel was invented!
Some suggest its for the protection of the Strippers, but this is not the case...they don't care. They're dirties! It's initial purpose is to prevent Pussy Stains.
"Ah shit man! I have a pussy stain on my lucky black dockers! My wife is going to be pissed!"
"Thats shitty man!- That bitch didn't use a pussy towel!?"
"Do you really have to use that pussy towel when your grinding my face Porsche? I don't care if I get pussy all over it!"
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A cloth or wash rag with a slit cut into the center. A man would then slide his dick into the slit right before ejaculating. During ejaculation, the man would catch the semen with the excess material surrounding the slit.
This device is used for simple cleanup during masterbation or during sexual intercourse.
Can also be used to remove ejaculate from the surface of many items or people(s).
Guy: Man, I have to head home.
Friend: Already? Why are you in such a rush?
Guy: I have to do a load of Gentleman Towel
Friend: Oh shit, your out? Yeah, hurry home.
Indirectly sending a cock pic to a girl, done by getting out the shower and wrapping up right in a towel with your meat outlined
That girl Mac sent the towel pic to has been seen by his whole church, now the cops are involved.
1. Sams stupid fucking towels no one is allowed to use
2. Cum rags that Sam and Dale's ex use to rub their face with.
To check for freshness, she smelled the decorative towels
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