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Wayward Traveler

One who has traveled 100,000 miles or more in one calander year.

One who lives on the road, outside of the normal rules of society, almost anarchistic in nature, often misunderstood, searching for the ultimate beauty in life.

A Wayward Traveler understands culture, politics, social causes on a personal level from experiencing those issues first hand. i.e. An opinion on immigration is based on actually watching people sneak over the U.S. border as opposed to reading about it.

These experiences often lead to people who fall into this catagory to develop a very strong sense of social responsibility, often putting themsleves after others.

Wayward Travelers are known for their survival instincts, craftiness, and their humble nature.

Also, totally killer tan.

I met a Wayward Traveler today. He was able to give me detailed, accurate directions to Yellowstone, while offering lodging, and restaraunt suggestings without having to use the internet.

by LaserWaffles November 13, 2011

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sleep traveling

When you go somewhere that requires you to drive or use mass transit and when you get there you forgot how you got there, or in the worst of cases, the entire previous synopsis from the point of supposed "waking up".

This is common after a heavy night of drinking, when you have a routine that owns your life, or when you get morning wood so bad it takes what needed blood there is from your head to wake up fully.

Mr. Garglewitz was on his way to work. He was low in the eyes but seemingly awake, very awake. He carried out his normal, bleak, and depressing routine with pinpoint accuracy. When he reached his hamster cage, or cubicle as earthlings would call it, he finally woke up from his sleep realizing that he was at work. When he came to this realization he could not remember what had happened or how he got there. He experienced a very pronounced case of sleep traveling.

by The see-ma-wae January 22, 2010


Travel Sandwich

A sandwich that you purchase with a larger sandwich, usually fast food, which you use as an appetizer before you get home and eat the larger sandwich because they're fat. Other food items can replace sandwich such as ice cream, pie, nuggets etc.

Probably a #7 and a Travel Sandwich.

by Corbon Deoxide August 19, 2010


Travel Foxes

These were THE shoes to own in the late 1980s if you were a real guido! Damn I miss them!

"Yo Joey,..I think these pants would go great with my white Travel Foxes!"

by a REAL guido September 14, 2008


Travel braggage

bragging about your recent travel or trips. Boasting about any aspect of one's travels that are just going to far.

His travel braggage took up our entire lunch break!!

by farkwye March 30, 2022


travel envy

The envy and jealousy one feels watching travel channel hosts go around the world to beautiful, exciting destinations and you're stuck at home on the couch. travel, travel channel, destination, exotic locations, women, rich, Lifestyles of the Rich and Famous, baller, Anthony Bourdain, Andrew Zimmern, Samantha Brown, world traveler

I got major travel envy every time I see the Hawaiian Islands on that travel network. I must keep saving, so I can go before I die.

by joecoolthefool April 13, 2016


travel brat

One who will only travel in luxury. One with very high standards for flights, hotels, dining etc while vacationing. Usual a result of experienced business travel, a high income, or being a sugarbaby.

Jack only flies First Class and stays in 5 star hotels. He's a total travel brat.

by Nona Ubizness October 10, 2015