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The Holy Trinity

The holy trinity is a trio of the most powerful people on Earth.

God, better known by her fake name, McKena, was the first being alive and is therefore the creator of everything. Pray to her enough and she might just grant you your most ambitious of desires.

Jesus, better known by his fake name, *redacted* Pham, is the spawn of God and can usually be found teaching a class of ungrateful high school students who are embarrassingly bad at science. He is less powerful than God, but do not underestimate his abilities (especially his abilities to lower your grade).

The holy spirit, better known as *redacted* Manente, is an invisible presence that possesses the body of a bald, middle-aged white man to act as the best teacher Sage Creek High School has ever known.

Because God appointed the other two to be her helpers on Earth, they can all be found roaming the campus of SCHS. This being said, do not attempt to interact with God unless she has declared you as one of her angels. Also, do not attempt to interact with any of her angels because they most likely do not want to talk to you.

Average Mortal: Oh my McKena I just saw the holy trinity while I was on my way to class
Another Average Mortal: DUDE YOU'RE SO LUCKY I LOVE THEM

Average Mortal: I will totally be praying to all of them tonight

by mckenaworshipper June 29, 2022


trinity city

A disgraceful rebel city on Starsider, populated by the Trinity PA. This city is the least powerful rebel city on the server.

Trinity City

by Verra'ven January 27, 2004


virgin trinity

When you take math, physics and chem HL in the IB.

Someone: What are your HLs?
Virgin: Uh I’m doing the virgin trinity.
No one: Nice choice bro!

by Man like Osler June 15, 2019


palmer trinity

A school where complete bosses go to. Man whores go around pulling hoes all day. The girls are smoking hot and the guys have huge wieners. Every single day, the whole school goes outside and parties with other hot chicks like Kate Upton and Ariana Grande. All in all, palmer is also used as a term to show how boss something is.

Damn, did Joe really just palmer trinity on that girl last night?

by palmer is sick April 2, 2013

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Holy Trinity

The Holy Trinity Refers to The Hottes/cuteness three men: TimothΓ©e Chalamet, Matthew Gray Gubler, and Harry Styles

OMG I would die to meet the Holy Trinity

by 2020 vision June 30, 2020

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The Holy Trinity

The name given to the trio of Lily Loveless & the twins Megan & Kathryn Prescott, who played the characters 'Naomi', 'Katie', & 'Emily' respectively in the TV teen drama "Skins".
Used by fandom peeps whenever the three are seen together.

The Holy Trinity looked hot in that episode!

by Pope Meg August 21, 2010

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The Trinity Effect

The phenomenon where a normally unattractive woman becomes more and more attractive without the presence of a more attractive woman. Coming from Trinity in the Matrix franchise

Wow. When I watched the Matrix, Trinity was an absolute dog at the start. But by the end, she was a smoking hottie, the Trinity Effect strikes again!

by M70Atl December 12, 2022

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