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your butt is so delicious I want to savor it like a truffle
Tim was wearing the hell out of those jeans, I bet he has a truffle butt.
I just want to take a bite of her truffle butt.
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When two people touch bare bottoms and blow botty kisses.
"humphrey that was a lovely truffle kiss, it made me feel all warm and fuzzy inside..... literally!"
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Ass fucking with choclate drizzle on the tip of the dick
Bro gave my girl a chocolate truffle last night.
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that warm slimy gooey stuff on your fingers after slipping her 2inthepink1inthestink
I gave Maria 2inthepink1inthestink and ended up with Truffle%20Butter all over my hands
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Having regretable sex with a crazy, clingy, predatory woman if only for the sake of getting some.
Think about how you got caught up with the aforementioned type of woman. Chances are, one of your friends might have been tossing the truffles to you to save their own ass.
But hey, truffles are good food. Why let good food go to waste?
Stan: Patty sent me a text saying that she wants my dick.
Kevin: Damn! I don't know. She's pretty crazy. I'd be careful if I were you.
Stan: I'm probably gonna hate myself later, but I'm gonna bite my lip and do the truffle shuffle with her.
Kevin: Good luck and god speed you, you stupid bastard.
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