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the gayest vampire book series and movies of all time, they literally destroyed the true definition and good oppinions of real vamires.
Dude, ive read the twilight series 36 times and scene the movies 18 times and now all i think about is how they glitter and how unbelivable well they fucked up vampires!
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A sane fan of Twilight.
"Fans of the series who are up for debate, free thought, and intelligent discussion rather than mindless praise of who’s the hottest character."
-www.TwilightSucks.com
I wish all the Twilight Fans were as unbiased and open minded as the Twilighters. I'm tired of hearing about the looks of a fictional, godly statue.
Chav: "Twilight SUX! HE'Z NAWT REEL! G3T A L1F3!"
Twilighter: "Right, well, good luck with that. Too bad you don't speak so much the language as you chew on it and spit it out."
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Great if you run out of bog roll.
Kid: Mommy! Theres no toilet paper left!!
Mom: *Hands copy of Twilight over* Here you go, use this!
Kid: Whats this pile of shit?
Mom: You wipe your shit on it.
The time of evening in between daylight and darkness. During this time, it's no longer day, but not quite night.
"Twilight is a beautiful time of day, is it not?"
Remember back when when twilight was just a time of day? xD
To gang up on someone in a manner of 3 vs 1. Done by the three people aligning side by side and slowly approaching the lone one. As seen in the movie "Twilight."
Those three cars are all lined up and about to race each other straight at us! We're about to get twilighted!
1. The time between dawn and sunrise, and sunset and dusk.
2. A romance book written by Stephenie Meyer about a vampire and a human.
1. Twilight is so pretty in areas not polluted with fog.
2. Person #1 Are you reading Twilight?
Person #2: Yeah.
Person #1: Any good?
Person #2: No.
A movie and book that middle aged mothers watch when dealing with a divorce.
Sphen - "My mom's really into Twilight at the moment"
Dan -"Oh no... Say bye bye to your dad then"