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A pair of twins that specialize in making all kinds of gains, cutting continuously, and go balls deep in the pleasure walls.
"Man you watch the Hodge Twins? They be making all kinds of gains. Yeeaaaahhhh all kinds man."
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What a male-male figure skating team has that no other team on the planet has, IE, two penises.
Coach: "What do you two have that no other figure skating team has?"
Chazz: "Twin Dongs."
Coach: "Exactly"
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the testicles of male human.
"What are the odds? That foul tip hit me right in the skin twins."
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Iamese Twins
–noun 1. hand-held electronic device uniting individuals, joined together at the Ipod or mp3 player via headphones, ear buds or the like.
2. any twins i.e. two people usually friends who are listening to music joined together in any manner, sitting or walking. One individual is the host of the music; one device two people
Once in a while I will see Iamese Twins listening to music and wonder if they are joined at the hip too?
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When someone has a single pimple on their face that's so big you can't help but think its their siamese twin.
Pimple Joe: Bro shut up. You're shorter than Gary Coleman
Midget Jeff: Was that you or your twin brother talking??
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When a male has two different females pregnant at the same time.
Oh, I would hate to have project twins... maybe I should be more respondsible
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