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Is when a women with a gapping vagina is having sexual intercouse with her male counterpart, has a frypan shoved as far up the vaginal region causing immediate orgasmic feelings.
“Yeah mate her cunt was so wide I had to try the ultimate frypan”
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Ultimate spewing (also known as the triple threat) is the theoretical situation in which a person sees or hears so upsetting that he defecates, vomits, and urinates instantly. Theoretically if someone sees another person ultimate spew that person then ultimate spews the other person then ultimate spews causing a chain reaction.
In reality no one knows what would happen to a person who is having a triple threat. So much pressure may be put on the bowels it may cause serious internal injury.
So my girlfriend broke up with me and then I ultimate spewed all over her. She looked at me for like three seconds then ultimate spewed. Her dad was in the next room and came in to see what was going on, and when he saw both of us he had a triple threat of his own. I’m now no longer allowed to get within 100 feet of any member of the family.
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During intercourse the male inserts his entire fist into his own anus and punches the woman (or man) in the mouth.
Colin - "Dude I totally Ultimate Sanchezed that bitch, Fallon last night!"
Chad - "Did she die??"
Colin - " Yeah so I made do with what I could after ward."
Chad - "Maaaaaaan we need to go"
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Sometimes known as simply Ultimate is a game played usually with friends in a pick up game, but sometimes in organized league play in a tournament and such. All you need to play is some friends and a disc that weighs 175 grams. Unlike most definitions for this on this website, it's harder then it looks, and it takes much more athleticism then you think to play. It takes good endurance and cardio, because the game is almost entirely running, and throwing a good Frisbee to someone who's cutting and hitting them in stride when it's windy is no easy task. One of the best parts is that it's usually played for fun, with a score being fun to fun.
Bro: Hey dude, wanna go play some Ultimate Frisbee?
Other Bro: Hell yeah dude, I'll be there.
Bro: Sweet bro, it'll be numb.
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The Ultimate Question is a constantly changing question based on who is asking it and who is being asked. The reason for this is because every person is different and every person's Ultimate Question is, subsequently, different.Every person has a diffrent Ultimate Question but i supposed if you asked God "What is the Ultimate Question?" by the time he finished his answer the universe would have imploded and exploded simultaniously and we would all die. So if somebody does figure out the REAL Ultimate Question we would never know because we would all be dead.
Person A: "What is the Ultimate Question?"
Person B: "its 'On Which day of the month is everything free?'"
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Person B:"It's the one you just asked."
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a traditionally-hippie sport, usually played on college campuses or in public parks, where mostly white people run around and call for the frisbee (aka disc, aka bee) to try and score in an area similar to a football endzone
Hey, some friends of mine are going out to the monument fields and playing a little disc. Want to join them in a game of ultimate frisbee?
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Ultimate Rejection is a condition that happens when you're jerking off and your hand falls asleep.
If you really need an example of this term in a sentence, then you have bigger problems than ultimate rejection.
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