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My names Francesca and im from utah
Oh your elena you must be from utah.
Utah is a place where people do coke , marijuana etc. at a very young age and this is where the blood and crips gang bang . And it’s where kids smoke weed behind there schools
let’s go get some weed and dick in Utah
-"This is the place"
- 45th state in the union
- "Greatest Snow on Earth"
- Mormons ofc (not everyone is Mormon & the ones that are, are more open-minded)
- Jello
- Snow tundra & desert red rocks all in one w a great view of the Wasatch mountain range (why settle for one Minecraft biome when you can have 3 ig)
The birthplace of the FLDS
- Every body looks the same, the "Utah girl" hair.
- You can't go anywhere without running into a pack of missionaries, if you want them to stop bugging you just offer them a beer. ;)
- Utah Jazz is the shit along w RSL soccer
- National parks
- Highest # of Pacific Islanders next to Hawaii
- Don't start talking to anyone unless you're sure you're not cousins
- Sundance Film Festival
- Skiing & snowboarding
-The Real Housewives of Salt Lake City
- Everybody knows everybody through the Mormon church
- Pioneer day
- check out The Ogden Farmers Market, Park Silly, The Arts Festival, they're really fun.
- Last but not least, the names can be very... special, so don't blame the kid blame the parent, you'll meet a LOT of people with names starting with "Mc, Mak, Mck, Mac" (ex. Makenzie, Mcaylee & Mckay) along with names that end in "lee, ley, li, leigh" (ex. Ryleigh, Oakley, Mylee & a shit ton of Bailey's) You'll meet a lot of boys w the names Carter, Carson, Bracken, Beau, Owen, Christian & ofc Logan. You'll meet a lot of girls w the names, Hailey, Oakley, Bailey, Lilly, Olivia, Abby, Hallie & Allie.
Person 1: "I'm going to Bear Lake this year for Summer."
Person 2: "Utah right?"
Person 1: "Yeah."
Person 2: "Stay away from the polygamists! :D"
Person 1: " Who says I want too? ;)"
Person 2: "..."
Person 1: " I'm gonna find me a blondie!"
a fictional state that ISNT REAL. people keep saying that its real but it isnt its a fake state that the government created as an April fools joke. And if you live in utah, no you dont.
otherwise referred to as walp gisney.
"can't even have disney in utah man."
Saddlebacking - the term for the phenomenon of Christian teens engaging in unprotected anal sex in order to preserve their virginities. Named after Saddleback Church, home of the Reverend Rick Warren, who is a proponent of abstinence education, the "sex ed" that has convinced so many Christian girls and boys that buttfucking isn't actually sex. Specifically from the Mormon community.
Kristine is still a virgin in the eye's of God because the Utah Saddlebackers entered in the back door.
Sticking each individual testicle into your pant legs then commencing to do jumping jacks while, therefore your testicles are smacking against each other each time you do a jumping jack. If you do this correctly you will have jizzed everywhere in your pants because of pain pleasure.
Did you see jimmy doing some Utah Pantlegging, it was insane!